(Source: brandello, via swagnote)

Anonymous asked: Why you so pretty? Wanna see mah dick?

LOL is that the first thing you say to pretty girls? way to go, i bet you get a bunch of them

We’re jammin’
I wanna jam it wid you. 
We’re jammin’, jammin’, 
And I hope you like jammin’, too

Ain’t no rules, ain’t no vow, we can do it anyhow

I’n’I will see you through, 
‘Cos everyday we pay the price with a little sacrifice, 
Jammin’ till the jam is through!